“I AM TIRED OF YOUR WITCHCRAFT MADAM, LET ME GO TO ANOTHER PLACE TO FIND PEACE”
A top minister from Busoga is said to have abandoned his family after hooking a top city babe. The babe unfortunately, has brought down several top men in the land including a top clergy. The Minister in question hails from from Kyabazinga’s land and has in recent days been facing turbulent times over alleged misappropriation of billions of money meant for a mega government program beneficial to wanainchi.
The Minister according to Inspectors, has since abandoned his wife for now a whole year and decided to concentrate on drilling oil and extracting related minerals from his well endowed new speaking oil project. The Minister now claims his wife whom he married in 1992 in a colorful ceremony in Jinja is nothing else but a ‘bad lucked’ woman whose house he cannot enter now, neither can he eat ‘her food’.
GENESIS
This dark-skinned minister in 1992 finally wedded his long time shaft-mate in a colorful ceremony that took place in Jinja. It is reported that at the time, the (now) minister was studying in Iganga SS in S.6 while his project was in form Five at Trinity College-Nabbingo.
The gal’s mother was a Head Teacher at Barkley in Iganga. It was stated that at Barkley, was a lady called Ms Muzaale who worked there but also had a daughter who also went to the same school with the now troubled minister at Iganga SS. It is this gal who used to deliver the minister’s sweet-nothings to the daughter of the Barkley High School Head Teacher. She also acted as the ground softener for the minister to have easy access to the babe’s oil well every time he visited her at Barkley during school holidays!
“Every holiday, the minister would stealthily visit. As you know, Barkley and Iganga SS are just a stone-throw. So, he would visit like an underwater drone and successfully bombed her oil tank ship like the Houth rebels are doing to the Americans in the Red Sea” explained an inspector.
Eventually, after years of secret love affair, the minister and his hitherto illegal bedmate decided to say ‘I DO’ to each other in 1992. The wedding meetings according to Inspectors were chaired by now Senior Presidential Advisor on Busoga in charge of Poverty Alleviation, Hon. Florence Mutyabule deputized by now RDC Steven Bewaayo who at the time was a bursar at Jinja SS!
Inspectors said all along, their marriage has been a bed of roses and the family grew to a model that most Basoga yearned to attain. From massive political achievements to amassing wealth, the family boosts of a line of fortunes including highly educated kids with the last born now in A’ level.
HORROR STRIKES
Inspectors said the minister not long ago, embarked on a construction site at Naalya. At this same place, was a babe who has since entered the Minister’s blood to the extent that he now sees his former wife as a piece of rag.
We’re told during the construction, this babe who lived near would come to the site and inquired about the owner of the site. The builders didn’t hide anything but revealed full identities of the owner who happened to be a minister. We’re told this speaking project befriended one of the foremen to tip her when the minister visited.
Somehow, the deal worked and when the minister set his eyes on the circulent boobs, come-to-bed eyes and dripping lips, he immediately lost his memory!
At this time, the minister was in the news for a negative reason fighting a very nasty financial scandal involving even many legislators!
“This scandal was a grand opportunity for the babe to enter into the Minister’s blood stream. She said she would help him talk to the President. She said she was connected” explained an inspector.
To prove how serious the discussion was, that the babe allegedly even gave the minister partial details of the cabinet reshuffle. We’re told the babe said she was also being vetted for a position in the Office of the Prime Minister either as the PM herself or anything else! Not done, she also asked the minister if he wanted to be promoted to full cabinet position but the man from Busoga declined saying he was comfortable with what Gen. Museveni had so far given him.
Inspectors said the babe after full engagements with the minister also started revealing matters of the dark world assuring the troubled minister that his hitherto ongoing troubles were actually emanating from his wife.
“If you don’t dump that woman, you’re bound to face many problems. She has bad luck. She caused all this to you” said an inspector privy to the details of the engagements between the two.
Like a wounded lion, Inspectors said when this babe revealed all this to the minister, he immediately went and sold one of the family forests in Busoga. He returned home for what now is said to be his last day at his home.
Speaking in Lusoga, he made just one statement to his Wife!
“Madam, I am tired of you. I am tired of your witchcraft. I am leaving you to go to another place where I will find peace to avoid charms” an inspector quoted the minister as telling his wife.
Since then, the minister is said to have abandoned the home coming to now a full year.
To prove his seriousness, he allegedly spent Christmas Day and New Year in Mombasa with his oil project exploring oil wells from East, West, North, South and Center!
The minister is said to have bought for her a mansion along Entebbe road. Worse still, the Baby Mama was told never to go near her mother in law again or even giving her food for fear of alleged witchcraft. It’s not clear what the family will do but inspectors said, they lack support as the minister with a four-lettered name continues to enjoy his ‘fresh fruits’!
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