By James Mugalu
Unless the Speaker of parliament intervenes urgently and coins a parliamentary field trip of sorts for members, some of them are about to be netted by hotel managers over failure to clear bills.
The most affected by the credit crunch are legislators from Buganda especially those from the Islands. Inspectors were shocked to land on one of the showy male legislators from the islands trying to detooth a city babe.
The babe runs a shop in one of the arcades in the city and had been spotted by this hunk for a marathon as usual!
However, inspectors suggested that this dark-skinned MP started by proposing all manner of sweet-nothings to this babe including but not limited to buying a plot of land for her along Parliament Avenue.
“That shop you’re running will soon be nothing to you. I want you to come near where money begins from. Its parliament! I want you to be near where I work. I think you deserve a plot of land along parliamentary avenue” the hunk bragged at the beginning as he tried to sway the babe’s attention via social media platform.
Soon, he asked the babe for an evening outing. The babe yielded! As she left for the outing, she went with hopes of bagging sacks of dimes from the MP who after all, had shown signs of being a loaded fella from the date he proposed to her via social media!
Reaching the venue, inspectors said the MP started talking of how his salary and that of his colleagues had delayed to come. Unknown to him, the babe was following events in parliament and she immediately asked him on what could have happened with his Shs100m manna which the President splashed to all MPs.
“But you have just been given money. I heard you got Shs100m. Didn’t you get?” The babe asked t to which the hunk responded just with a heavy tongue!.
“Do you know not everyone has got it? Its coming in bits” he said. Inspectors said the MP on this day, failed to raise Shs40k to pay for the drinks they had taken. It was the babe who saved the situation after she pulled out a Shs50k note and cleared the bill as the member kept saying ‘my money, my money is coming’
Shamelessly, he went ahead and asked for the babe’s food claiming that there was some lodge around Lungujja where he was a customer and they could allow them a few hours of leisure!
“We can go there for a few minutes and we call it a day. Come on, lets be real to ourselves” he told the babe but the babe insisted on being given at least Shs600k.
“Honorable, I am also expecting some goods from Mombasa but I need top up for transport. I don’t know if you can raise Shs600k for me to pay for transport” she told him to which he said he would pay later. The babe also refused his suggestion for a leisure moment insisting that the member needed to first pay. The legislator we’re told drove her to his ATM and returned with Shs20k claiming the machine has run out of cash. He gave her this note and sped off.
After spending some good time without talking to the babe, the MP struck with a bung, this time begging the babe to give him Shs50k.
“Borrow me Shs50k, I will refund it. You know, these days we’re not working a lot in the field. There are limited field trips. I want to buy fuel” he asked.
The member claimed that all his monies had been drained by money lenders and voters. He said now that elections are around the corner, every MP is spending a lot because of too much pressure from opponents on the ground.
